So Cyril I’m thinking, um, coffee liqueur?” “May I finish? But since I have zero experience skippering submersibles I should probably have something light.“There was a ton of booze on the helicopter.” “Exactly."I wouldn’t piss on her neck-stabbing *ss if it was on fire.” “Ugh, is this the infamous Edie?” “Yeah, Pam thinks I should forgive Cecil since he’s the only family I have left.” “Who could forgive a person who buys a boat this big with no bar on it?”.What? That’s their job.” “Really?” “Just give him some tamp-” “I don’t have any.” “Do you…think that was wise?” “Meaning?” “Well I’m just assuming, I mean your breasts are slightly bigger, you’re-” “Shut your stupid mustachey dickhole and drive the godd*mn submarine.” “Slightly irritable?" First aid kit.” “Just give him a couple tampons. “Jesus, Ray! Your nose is broken.” “Really?” “Cyril, gear bag.And I clearly said ‘seatbelts’ so you only have yourselves to blame.” “A**hole!” “What Lana? I clearly called skipper.I wanted to see if Ray looked gayer without his ” “You know-” “But you don’t. “God d*mn it Archer.” “No, that was just an experiment.So obviously they’re gonna search us for weapons when we get down there so, wait whaaaaaaat? Something else danger zone.” ![]() You have an actual plan?” “Duh, yes Lana. I’m camera dude Randy and this pathetic, trout-shouldered excuse for a boom operator is Chet.” “Shut up. I’m not even trying anymore."Archer-” “Noop. “So since we’re talking about forty hostiles I have a follow up question.” “Something something danger zone.” “Ahhh.” “I know.
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